Seinfeld Season 8

So... what happens in Seinfeld season 8? Here's a list:

Jerry’s breaks up with soulmate Jeannie Steinman (Janeane Garofalo). George is charged with running the foundation named in his dead fiancée’s honor. Kramer begins fighting children. Elaine becomes president of J. Peterman. Jerry meets a beautiful girl with “man hands.” George enters the “forbidden city” where the supermodels hang out. Elaine meets “Bizarro” versions of Jerry, George and Kramer. Elaine demonstrates her dancing acumen. George thinks the photomat girl is up to something. Newman accuses Jerry of mail fraud. Jerry discovers his girlfriend’s (A.J. Langer) mentor is dating Bania. Elaine dates a guy obsessed with an Eagles song. George is rejected by a religious cult. Kramer lets Japanese people sleep in his chest of drawers. Jerry’s career-day booking is bumped. Kramer is menaced by neon Kenny Rogers Roasters signage. Jerry and Kramer switch personalities after they switch apartments. George discovers giving up sex makes him a supergenius. Lawyer Jackie Chiles goes after Big Tobacco on Kramer’s behalf. Jerry discovers in his self-storage cubicle bags of mail Newman never delivered. Kramer takes canine meds and begins to turn into a dog and bites Newman. Elaine dates a “bad breaker-upper.” A store posts Jerry’s bounced check. Elaine’s boyfriend discovers he’s bald. George dates a convict. Kramer gets into cockfighting. Kramer is vexed by girlfriend Emily’s (Sarah Silverman) “jimmy legs.” George investigates his parents’ health and wealth. A destitute Jerry has to sleep in his parents’ Cadillac. George thinks of a witty comeback far too late. Kramer regrets his living will when he learns people can recover from comas. George interviews foundation scholarship candidates. Elaine buys stories from Kramer to ghostwrite Peterman’s biography. Jerry dates a girl (Christine Taylor) everyone else dislikes. George avoids a breakup by hiding. Elaine is put in charge of a foundation honoring someone who never existed. Elaine discovers she lives outside a Chinese restaurant’s delivery zone. Jerry’s girlfriend (Kristin Davis) uses a toothbrush that fell into a toilet. Elaine alienates with her disdain for “The English Patient.” Jerry is challenged by an 80-year-old (Lloyd Bridges) to a weightlifting competition. George builds a bed under his desk. Jerry is suspicious of his dentist’s conversion to Judaism. George is suspicious of his girlfriend’s use of the phrase “Yada yada yada.” Jerry frets about his position on his girlfriend’s (Lauren Graham) speed-dial. Newman and Kramer plan rival millennium parties. Kramer launches a reality bus tour. Elaine finds her idea for a muffin-top store stolen. Seat-filler Kramer gets a Tony award. Jerry begins dating a girl (Amanda Peet) with a live-in boyfriend. A three-month Yankees severance package precipitates plans for a “Summer of George.”

I think I'm getting this for Father's Day so I have to hold off on it... but what a season!